STUPID FAST BOOK LAUNCH!
JUNE 10, 2011, 7-8:15ish
RED BALLOON BOOKSHOP
891 GRAND AVE. SAINT PAUL, MN
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SO, LISTEN…
I really like reading out loud. Back in the day, I liked reading stories in bars, a lot. I don’t do that much, now, because I’m writing books aimed at teenagers. I’m really writing for teenage boys, because books were so important to me when I was a teenage boy. People really need to keep writing for teenage boys, even if the publishing world can’t afford to market much at them (and, well, some in this world maybe dislike teenage boys, or, at the very least, think they’re somehow mentally disabled, which isn’t true). Soo…
Back to it. I really like reading out loud and I don’t do it as much as I used to and so, on June 10th, at 7pm, I’m going to read Stupid Fast out loud, very loudly, and I can’t wait. Then I’m going to eat some cake.
Why are the stakes so high? Why will I read so loudly? I’m actually not a teenager, and Recorded Books, who is producing the audio book for Stupid Fast didn’t ask me to perform it, which makes very good sense, since I’m fairly old, but, so, I really want to prove I can read this sucker and read it great.
All of this to say: If you come to Red Balloon Bookshop in St. Paul, MN on June 10 at 7pm, I will read my buttocks off for you. Do you know how much I miss you? I’d really like to see you. And, if that’s not enough, there will also be delicious cake available, so you can eat cake, too. Go ahead and RSVP on Facebook.

Felton in Stupid Fast runs up this Big M.